The Ashly Kingsworth Chain Letter
Well, well, well...
Another silly chain letter trying to be scary that was not WELL thought out.
Capri's smash:
Chain: ok this is true but you can die
Miss Capri: Unfortunately, everybody dies eventually, idiot.
Chain: july. may 20th. 1930.
Miss Capri: Wait a minute, are you talking May or July? They are two different months, you know. And 1930 was Before my parents were even born, but I don't see what that has to do with you.
Chain: A girl named Ashly Kingsworth was looking for down a well and a ghost pushed
her down the well.
Miss Capri: Looking for what down a well? Pushed by a ghost? Hahahahahahahahaha Yeah, right! Which well and who did it belong to at that time? Nevermind, I'm pretty sure you have no idea because you haven't made up any backstory to go with this ghost of a tale.
Chain: now that you read this you must Copy and Paste to 2 Other
Videoís
Miss Capri: No, I don't... Putting a title in the middle of a sentence? I'm referring to your uppercase on some of the words starting with "Copy." Oh, the misuse of punctuation! It isn't "video's" you don't put a ' when making something plurrel! "Videos" got that - you're talking about two VIDEOS!
Chain: or else tonight at 12:00
Miss Capri: Forget that rubbish, it's bull and anyway, it's long past midnight here.
Chain: she will stand at the end of youíre bed and pull you down the well she died in
Miss Capri: Wait a minute, standing at the end of what, and I'm a bed now? You used the wrong word, it's "your" not "you're." This is so completely disconnected that it's hard to know just where to begin. So I'll do my best.
1. I don't believe in ghosts.
2. I don't believe in your Ashly Kingsworth.
3. It's a very long way from my comfy bed to some well that, if it existed in the 30s, it probably doesn't any more. So no ghost no matter how scary you want her to be, can pull it off.
4. You can't make or install a well at the end of my bed.
5. You can't drag my bed to a well.
6. How is it you jumped from the idea of spamming people's videos to a ghost trying to pull you down a well at the end of your bed?
7. You're stupid.
8. I'm smart.
9. You think you're scary.
10. I think you're an idiot.
Chain: i didnt want 2 do it but it freaked me out
Miss Capri: If that's all it takes to freak you out, you're way too fragile and gullible to be living on this planet.
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Beth's smash:
Hahahaha! Wow, that one REALLY didn't make sense. *grin* Very nice smash. Heheh!
My turn...
Chain: ok this is true but you can die
Beth:: H'm, some teenager trying to type up a scary story, eh? The lack of punctuation and proper capitalization...is it so much effort to make this thing presentable? Well...other than the quality of the story. I mean, there's just no redeeming that.
Chain: july. may 20th. 1930.
Beth:: So, a random point in time. How impressive. *rolls eyes*
Chain: A girl named Ashly Kingsworth was looking for down a well and a ghost pushed
her down the well.
Beth:: Um...one, what was she looking for? You can't be "looking for down a well". That doesn't even make sense. And...heheh...a ghost...pushed her? Heheh...wow, um...I'm SOOO scared. Was it just too hard to think of a semi-logical scary story? Or did you just sit down and type up something that couldn't even scare a 1st grader?
Chain: now that you read this you must Copy and Paste to 2 Other
Videoís
Beth:: Heh! I know an English teacher who'd have your hide over the apostrophe in "videos". And what's with the random capitalizing? And no, I will not be posting this any where. Deal with it.
Chain: or else tonight at 12:00
Beth:: DUN-DUN-DUN! Oh no, the dreaded midnight threat...what's gonna happen, some dead lady's going to eat me or stab me? Right, I'm shakin' in my boots...
Chain: she will stand at the end of youíre bed and pull you down the well she died in
Beth:: She'll, um...stand at the end of "you are" bed? Gotta be careful how you use the word "you're"...or else you come across making no sense. Much like this entire forward. And how will she pull me all the way from my bed to the well? For all I know, this supposed well was in Tibet. Now how would she pull me all the way to Tibet? Drag me from my room and into an airplane? And I still don't get why the ghost pushed her down the well to begin with. If you're (note how I used "you're" properly, unlike SOMEONE) going to write a scary story, MAKE SURE IT MAKES SENSE! That's kind of important.
Chain: i didnt want 2 do it but it freaked me out
Beth:: You know what freaks me out? The fact that you thought this was scary. So, go away. Don't write anything like this again. Or I'll push you down a well.
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