Tamara's chain: Now that you have opened this you cant stop reading...........
Miss Capri: Oh, yes I can, in fact, I'm stopping several times to insert my comments and smash this thing to pieces. And by the way, Tamara, don't ever forget to use the period key, lots and lots and lots!
Michael's chain: "Hi my names michael and im 9 years old. I died on June 8th, 1997 because i was beat to death by a bully named jacob."
Tamara's chain: Hi my name is tamara and i am 14 years old I died on June 8,1997 because i was beat to death by a bully his name was Jacob.
Miss Capri: My but oh my that Jacob sure was busy wasn't he? You are not 9 years old, Michael. You are not 14 years old, Tamara. You became dealive on June 8, 1997, which is more than a decade ago, Michael, only 13 years in 2010, Tamara. So you're both liars. Oh, and being dealive means you never existed to begin with, but the only way you keep perpetuating parasitically is by claiming you are dead and saying you will kill people. If you were dead, you couldn't send out this message.
Chains: "Once i died no one believed he beat me"
Tamara: to death.
Miss Capri: You expect anybody to believe this pile of crap? If you died, there would have to be a cause. So you're trying to tell everybody you were beaten to a bloody pulp by this freak and what? Everyone believed you were beaten UNTIL you died, and then CABOOM nobody believed you were beaten? Michael, Tamara, there would've been definite signs if you had been beaten. You can't even tell a tall tale right.
Chains: "so i killed him the following night"
Miss Capri: Oh, really? You two just got together and both killed this dude? Yeah right, and you're the anti-Christ too, I'll bet. Rubbish...If you're dead, you can't kill anybody. If you're dealive, which you are, you definitely can't kill anybody. It's unfortunate you dealive freaks still manage to scare some people into doing your bidding.
Tamara: A girl named Payten read this laughed and deleted it.
Miss Capri: Payten, eh? As in "pay-ten" ? I knew of someone who spelled her name Peyton... Anyway, I am laughing at you, derisively...
Tamara: Later that dark night
Miss Capri: Oh, really, Tamara, Tamara, Tamara! Nights are always dark! You've just tried too hard to sound scary and you only ended up being redundant, pointing out the very obvious, and looking like an idiot!
Tamara: she heard me breath
Miss Capri: Dead people don't breathe, or "breath" either, for that matter. You silly little dealive twirp. Hahahahaha! So what're you trying to do, kill everybody with your halitosis?
Tamara: and before she could send it her mother heard her screaming when her mom entered the room there was blood everywhere and
Miss Capri: Which actually wasn't blood but the worst run-on sentense since stupid little Tamara wanted so badly to be scary that she forgot all about punctuation! The scream actually came from the computer, not Pay-Ten!
Tamara: i wrote on the wall..........
Miss Capri: Obviously your mamma or papa never taught you any better. Little Tamara brat who even at 14 or 13 etc. years of age still thinks it's cool to write on the walls! Hahahahaha!
Tamara: "you'll never see her again"
Miss Capri: And you'll never see the end of me, Tamara, as long as you keep cropping up in chain letters, trying to scare people... Because you're my prisoner now, and every time I come across any attempt by you at scaring anyone or just being a huge obnoxious bother, I'll direct people here to this page, so they can laugh at you and your stupid little brother Michael's even stupider chain letter scheme!
Tamara: Well police looked for months They still havent found her body yet....wanna know why?
Miss Capri: I know why, because she's dealive, just like you...
Tamara: Because shes with me in a locked chamber.
Miss Capri: Yeah, locked, by me! Thought you had the upper-hand there, Tamara? Muahahahahaha! You're trapped, and you'll never get out unless I say so!
Tamara: Another boy read this and thought it was real. Smart boy........
Miss Capri: No, scared stupid boy!
Tamara: The night he sent it after he sent it i appeared in his room and watched him made sure nothing happened to him.
Miss Capri: Well, your bullying, stalking days are done, girlie!
Tamara: Now if you want me to protect you instead of killing you,
Miss Capri: Oh, right, you're the sort of friend EVERYBODY would want, Tamara, NOT! But I'll tell you what. I won't all out kill you, since I can't, because you're just dealive, and I'm real. But, I won't protect you, either! You'll just have to wait your turn until I can put you into a story, a better one (though maybe not from your POV) than the sorry one you and Michael, and Bloody Mary and all your other dealive pals use to lie your way through the net, getting your sick kicks scaring little kids!
Tamara: you have to send this to 15 people or suffer. No send backs---iiLove YFD DIZ*CH!Q*BH@D
Miss Capri: I don't know what the heck that last pile of jibberish is supposed to be, Tamara. You can't write, you're about as scary as a blank piece of paper, but a lot more laughable!
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